This news article had me chokin' up like I was back in Camp Killsumwon, and we were having Government Peanut Butter and Block Cheese Sandwiches for dinner !!! Huh? What do ya mean? WHAT TEARS???!!?? I can't explain the tears... (Like I owe anyone an explanation... You ain't my probation officer!) All seriousness aside, This is how you can rest assured that the world DOES NOT TOTALLY SUCK! Because there are people like Abbie Jacobson in the world...and parents like her parents!
JACOBSONS, YOU ALL ROCK OUT LOUD !!!
Abbie, hope you enjoyed the JB concert!